I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
10 months ago
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Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. 😉
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
27
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: 😱
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
10 months ago
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When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
10 months ago
26
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
15
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' 🍑
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' ๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
26
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch 😂
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
26
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort 😩
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
13
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
10 months ago
25
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
16
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐Ÿณ
10 months ago
18
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
10 months ago
29
She knows what's up 😂. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting 😈 #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
She knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
10 months ago
8
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
14
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
When your kink is a little *too* specific ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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