Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: 😱
5 months ago
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
5 months ago
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
6 months ago
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' 🍑
6 months ago
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch 😂
6 months ago
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort 😩
6 months ago
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
6 months ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
6 months ago
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
6 months ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂. 🤠
6 months ago
She knows what's up 😂. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting 😈 #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
6 months ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
6 months ago
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
6 months ago
When you offer a solution and they take it literally 😂
6 months ago
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etc….
6 months ago