The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. 🤯 He's not wrong though.
1 month ago
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. ✍️
1 month ago
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
1 month ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
1 month ago
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
1 month ago
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. 🤔
1 month ago
When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! 🎥🧐
1 month ago
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. ✌️💥
2 months ago
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
2 months ago
That awkward moment when you realize some people are playing life on creative mode and turned taxes off. 💸
3 months ago
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? 😱📜
3 months ago
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
3 months ago
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
3 months ago
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
3 months ago
The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. ✈️💣
3 months ago