When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
8 hours ago
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. 🦈
8 hours ago
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
8 hours ago
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. 😂🤷
15 days ago
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. 😂
21 days ago
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
21 days ago
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? 🇬🇧💂‍♂️
21 days ago
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
21 days ago
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. 🤔💀
21 days ago
When you realize your degree in Gender Studies doesn't help you use Excel. 😬
23 days ago
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
23 days ago
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
25 days ago
Rules for thee, but not for me: International Relations Edition. 🤷‍♂️🇺🇸
27 days ago
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. 🤔😂
28 days ago
Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. 📞😂
28 days ago