Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge 😂
7 days ago
That's one smart kitty 😹
12 days ago
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
22 days ago
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
25 days ago
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data 😂
25 days ago
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING 😈😂
25 days ago
As above, so below. ✨From the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. 👁️‍🗨️
26 days ago
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains 😂
1 month ago
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? 🤔 I guess we'll never know for sure 😂
1 month ago
Australia really raises the curve for everyone.🇦🇺
1 month ago
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". 😂
1 month ago
When your parents find your science project and it's not baking soda and vinegar volcano anymore 😂🔬
1 month ago
The brain is like that one friend who always hypes themselves up. 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
1 month ago
Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 🧬
1 month ago