Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
5 days ago
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
24 days ago
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
1 month ago
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
1 month ago
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
Me after checking WebMD for a headache ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
1 month ago
Me trying to put in eye drops
1 month ago
When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago