The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When you're a little too excited for nap time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PapooseProblems
7 days ago
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
7 days ago
When med school doesn't prepare you for Pixar anatomy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
8 days ago
Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
20 days ago
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
24 days ago
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
24 days ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that being positive for everything isnโ€™t a good thing ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago