He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? ๐Ÿค”
2 hours ago
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
28 days ago
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
2 months ago
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
2 months ago
I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ #blessed #positivevibes
2 months ago
Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
3 months ago
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
3 months ago
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
4 months ago