Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
24 days ago
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
1 month ago
I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ #blessed #positivevibes
1 month ago
Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
1 month ago
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
2 months ago
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
2 months ago
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
2 months ago
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago