It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
29 days ago
Looks like Steven finally finished his connect-the-dots puzzle, and it led him straight to retirement. Congrats on connecting your way out of a job, champ! ๐Ÿฅณ
2 months ago
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐Ÿ’…
2 months ago
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't ๐Ÿคก
2 months ago
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
3 months ago
When your boss hates you, but your family loves you unconditionally. So who's really winning here? ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
4 months ago
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
4 months ago
When your sense of humor is stuck in elementary school ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dr. A. HedgehOG strikes again! ๐Ÿฆ”
4 months ago
They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
4 months ago
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
4 months ago
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
4 months ago