When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
6 days ago
That's not the kind of magic Hermione was expecting. She should have chosen heads. 😳
7 days ago
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
7 days ago
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. ✍️
7 days ago
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. 🚀
7 days ago
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
7 days ago
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! 💥
8 days ago
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. 😂
10 days ago
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. 💀
10 days ago
When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. 💀
10 days ago
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. 👩‍🚀🏳️‍🌈
11 days ago
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. 🛶
11 days ago
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. 😂
12 days ago
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. 🤌
12 days ago
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
12 days ago