When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. 😉
15 days ago
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! 🤯
16 days ago
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
1 month ago
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. 💀😬
3 months ago
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
4 months ago
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
4 months ago
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
4 months ago
When you thought Heaven would be all harps and clouds but it's actually a drama-filled reality show 😂📺
4 months ago
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom 📖💬
4 months ago
When you receive blessings in HD but it turns into a plot twist 📸😲
4 months ago
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
5 months ago
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
5 months ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud 😂
5 months ago
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow 😭
6 months ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
6 months ago