When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
28 days ago
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow 😭
1 month ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
1 month ago
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
1 month ago
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
1 month ago
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers 🍻
1 month ago
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." 😂
2 months ago
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
2 months ago
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
2 months ago
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. 🙏🩸
2 months ago
Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
2 months ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"😂💪
2 months ago
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
2 months ago