My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
7 days ago
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
11 days ago
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
12 days ago
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers 🍻
12 days ago
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." 😂
21 days ago
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
22 days ago
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
22 days ago
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. 🙏🩸
23 days ago
Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
27 days ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"😂💪
1 month ago
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
1 month ago
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. 🤦‍♂️
1 month ago
So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
1 month ago
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
1 month ago
"I'm gonna own those atheists by posting about Jesus on Facebook using my iPhone!" 😂
1 month ago