When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. 💀😬
23 days ago
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
1 month ago
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
1 month ago
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
1 month ago
When you thought Heaven would be all harps and clouds but it's actually a drama-filled reality show 😂📺
1 month ago
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom 📖💬
1 month ago
When you receive blessings in HD but it turns into a plot twist 📸😲
1 month ago
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
2 months ago
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud 😂
2 months ago
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow 😭
3 months ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
3 months ago
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
3 months ago
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
3 months ago
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers 🍻
3 months ago