Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
23 days ago
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
26 days ago
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
27 days ago
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂 #silenceisgolden
27 days ago
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
28 days ago
New washing instructions are terrifying. ðŸ˜Đ
1 month ago
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
1 month ago
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
1 month ago
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
1 month ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ðŸĪŠ
1 month ago
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ðŸĪ”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 month ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
1 month ago
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change 😂🍞. The baby's tears say it all!
1 month ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
1 month ago
Me trying to decide which side to be on... ðŸĪ”😂
1 month ago