When Dad's in charge of the school call: Instant Identity Crisis! 📞😅
5 days ago
💰 When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! 😂
5 days ago
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ðŸĨ° Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ðŸ˜Ŧ
1 month ago
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
2 months ago
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
2 months ago
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
2 months ago
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂 #silenceisgolden
2 months ago
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
2 months ago
New washing instructions are terrifying. ðŸ˜Đ
2 months ago
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
2 months ago
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
3 months ago
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
3 months ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ðŸĪŠ
3 months ago
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ðŸĪ”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
3 months ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
3 months ago