When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
14 minutes ago
Me after calling off on Monday: ๐Ÿš
15 minutes ago
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
17 minutes ago
When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 hour ago
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐Ÿ™„. All I see is ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ.
3 hours ago
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
4 hours ago
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
14 hours ago
When you ask your male friend to walk a mile in a woman's shoes, and he takes it *way* too literally๐Ÿ‘ 
14 hours ago
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: ๐Ÿคฏ
1 day ago
Chewie, we're home...and we're serving grilled cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‹
1 day ago
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
1 day ago
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
2 days ago
When you're trying to enjoy a parade, but your friend spots the ice cream truck ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
3 days ago