Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. 🤷‍♀️
12 days ago
When you roll up on the squad with your new ride to assert dominance. 👑
12 days ago
The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. 😼🚶‍♂️
17 days ago
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. 🖤💚
2 months ago
That comment took a sharp left turn into Cursedville 💀
2 months ago
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! 😂💀
3 months ago
And you thought your entry into this world was dramatic... spare a thought for baby giraffes. 🦒😱
3 months ago
Welcome home! I've prepared a surprise for you in the hallway. It's not a good surprise. 💩
3 months ago
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). 😂🕷️
4 months ago
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway 🍔🦥🥤
4 months ago
When you realize herd immunity isn't just for humans... 🐶😂
4 months ago
When your sheep have better comebacks than you 🐑😂
4 months ago
Me working hard so my cat can live their best life 👑😴
5 months ago
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally 😂
5 months ago
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
5 months ago