A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
13 days ago
44
When a compliment turns into a deep life lesson 😅🧘‍♂️🙏
When a compliment turns into a deep life lesson ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
222
When you're trying to make peace but her overprotective 'friend' has other ideas. 😬
When you're trying to make peace but her overprotective 'friend' has other ideas. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
171
Me confidently explaining the plot of a movie I saw once 10 years ago. 😂
Me confidently explaining the plot of a movie I saw once 10 years ago. ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
61
Finally, a debugging book that understands the deep emotional scars left by a rogue semicolon. 😭
Finally, a debugging book that understands the deep emotional scars left by a rogue semicolon. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
17 days ago
58
When you see a post so incredibly dumb it breaks the laws of physics and common sense. 🤦‍♂️
When you see a post so incredibly dumb it breaks the laws of physics and common sense. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 days ago
49
Homer knows there's always a bigger conspiracy theory just around the corner. Stay woke, people! 👁️
Homer knows there's always a bigger conspiracy theory just around the corner. Stay woke, people! ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
2 days ago
6
Real artists know the secret ingredient is ✨emotional damage✨, not algorithms.
Real artists know the secret ingredient is โœจemotional damageโœจ, not algorithms.
2 days ago
6
Why have three people when you can just be Linus Torvalds? Peak efficiency. 💻
Why have three people when you can just be Linus Torvalds? Peak efficiency. ๐Ÿ’ป
2 days ago
6
When your date questions your 'girlfriend' collection 📱😳
When your date questions your 'girlfriend' collection ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
310
When you donโ€™t have pockets but you still want to bring your whole life with you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
229
When your priorities are crystal clear 😂
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
That's one way to blow bubbles. 😏
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
246
That brief moment of horror when you think you've woken up in a crime scene, followed by the sweet, sweet relief. Hallelujah! 🙏
That brief moment of horror when you think you've woken up in a crime scene, followed by the sweet, sweet relief. Hallelujah! ๐Ÿ™
1 day ago
5