When you have big dreams but your dad had... other plans ๐Ÿ
2 days ago
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. ๐Ÿง โ™ฟ๏ธ
15 days ago
Talk about a complicated relationship status. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
23 days ago
The internet remains undefeated in finding the 'hot' in a national tragedy. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€
26 days ago
Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. ๐Ÿ’€
29 days ago
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 month ago
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
2 months ago
Me getting excited over โ€œFree Hand Jobsโ€ only to find out they were referring to something else ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. ๐Ÿ’€ The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
3 months ago
When your workout routine gets a little too intense. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
3 months ago
London Underground be like: ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
This made me laugh way harder than it should have ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ›€
3 months ago