When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
15 days ago
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 month ago
Me getting excited over โ€œFree Hand Jobsโ€ only to find out they were referring to something else ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. ๐Ÿ’€ The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
1 month ago
When your workout routine gets a little too intense. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
2 months ago
London Underground be like: ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
This made me laugh way harder than it should have ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ›€
2 months ago
When you want to spice up your Omegle chats ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Nailed it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me and my friend sharing our favorite snack
2 months ago
Me trying to understand Thermodynamics
2 months ago
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
2 months ago