When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
1 day ago
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am 🥕
2 days ago
I didn't see that coming 😂. Worst therapy session ever.
3 days ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
6 days ago
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
6 days ago
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
6 days ago
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too 😉).
6 days ago
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
6 days ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
6 days ago
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous ✨💅 #prettydeath
6 days ago
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices 🐷🌕
6 days ago
Me and the boys on 9/10
6 days ago
When your group chat gets a little too dark 😈🔪🔥 Even the cat's like 'Meow?' 🤔
7 days ago
When you interview a cop on a kids' show 🐷👮‍♂️
7 days ago
When your pillow talk escalates quickly 😂😳 #WhatJustHappened
7 days ago