When your boss calls you into the office, but there is a typhoon outside ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
605
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
504
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. 😬
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
501
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
494
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. 👀
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
478
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. 🔥💧
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ง
7 months ago
473
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer 🎮
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
458
When your history class project goes way too far 🇩🇪👉🚫
When your history class project goes way too far ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
453
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
448
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. 🤦‍♀️
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
8 months ago
438
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
436
When being number one isn't always a win! 🥇😂
When being number one isn't always a win! ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
435
When the shark gives life advice, you better listen! 🦈💡
When the shark gives life advice, you better listen! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
434
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
8 months ago
434
Plugging in cables be like: Keep calm, and find the right hole! 🔌😅
Plugging in cables be like: Keep calm, and find the right hole! ๐Ÿ”Œ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
432