When your boss calls you into the office, but there is a typhoon outside ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
734
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
683
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. 😬
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
642
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
617
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. 👀
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
609
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. 🔥💧
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ง
9 months ago
598
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
589
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer 🎮
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
579
When being number one isn't always a win! 🥇😂
When being number one isn't always a win! ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
566
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
564
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
563
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
10 months ago
557
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
10 months ago
556
Putting the 'familiar' in fame 🍿🤣
Putting the 'familiar' in fame ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
554
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. 🤦‍♀️
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
9 months ago
554