When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
12 days ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
14 days ago
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
17 days ago
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
17 days ago
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
22 days ago
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
23 days ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
24 days ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
25 days ago
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
27 days ago
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
27 days ago
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
27 days ago
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago