Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
1 day ago
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Me and my girl before and after she discovered the power of cheat meals ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
He upgraded from nagging to never aging. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Being single vs. in a good relationship vs. being in a toxic relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
6 days ago
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
7 days ago
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension ๐Ÿค”
7 days ago
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
7 days ago
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago