When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! 😅💔🥤
5 days ago
From cake to flushed real quick 🚽🍰😂
8 days ago
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
18 days ago
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
25 days ago
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...🍺
26 days ago
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
28 days ago
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
1 month ago
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise 💩 😂
1 month ago
When your marketing team understands the assignment 😂
1 month ago
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
1 month ago
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! 😂
1 month ago
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
1 month ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
2 months ago
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
2 months ago
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year 😬
2 months ago