He took the 'we're a team' speech a little too literally. This is what we call malicious compliance. 😬
He took the 'we're a team' speech a little too literally. This is what we call malicious compliance. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 days ago
12
That awkward moment when your side piece has a side piece... and you can't even say anything. 😬🐸
That awkward moment when your side piece has a side piece... and you can't even say anything. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿธ
6 days ago
4
When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! 🍻
When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿป
10 days ago
31
Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. 😂
Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
95
From team player to heartbroken millionaire in one easy step. Crying in a Bugatti is a whole mood. 😭💸
From team player to heartbroken millionaire in one easy step. Crying in a Bugatti is a whole mood. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ธ
2 months ago
150
When she complains about the toilet seat being up, but her side of the sink looks like a Sephora exploded. The hypocrisy is real. 😂
When she complains about the toilet seat being up, but her side of the sink looks like a Sephora exploded. The hypocrisy is real. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
198
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! 😂
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
172
When you choose brutal honesty over having a place to live. Totally worth it. 🤣
When you choose brutal honesty over having a place to live. Totally worth it. ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
231
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. 🤡
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. ๐Ÿคก
4 months ago
290
That moment you realize you didn't just get forgiven, you got put on probation pending the board's approval. 😅
That moment you realize you didn't just get forgiven, you got put on probation pending the board's approval. ๐Ÿ˜…
4 months ago
183
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. 😬
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
262
One person's romantic persistence is another person's giant red flag. 🚩
One person's romantic persistence is another person's giant red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ
4 months ago
245
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! 😳
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago
243
Forget Netflix, the real drama is happening next door. The season finale just dropped and it's a wild ride! 🍿🤯
Forget Netflix, the real drama is happening next door. The season finale just dropped and it's a wild ride! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฏ
5 months ago
266
When he says 'she's just a friend' but you've already found her entire family tree and social security number. 😂
When he says 'she's just a friend' but you've already found her entire family tree and social security number. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
177