The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
4 hours ago
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
3 days ago
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. ๐ŸŽฒ
6 days ago
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
21 days ago
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
Well, the signals couldn't be any clearer! ๐Ÿ‘€
28 days ago
Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ซ
1 month ago
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When men and womenโ€™s attractiveness rankings completely align ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me ignoring all the red flags๐Ÿšฉ because he's cute ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out how I fit into the equation ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade โ˜•๐Ÿ‘ฉ
3 months ago
When he's broke but honest ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
This is one clever way to filter out applicants ๐Ÿ˜‚. Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? ๐Ÿ“ฐ
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago