The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
16 days ago
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. 😂
1 month ago
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. 😂
1 month ago
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
1 month ago
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
1 month ago
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. 😂
1 month ago
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
2 months ago
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
3 months ago
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
3 months ago
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. 🎲
3 months ago
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. 🏋️‍♀️
3 months ago
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
3 months ago
Well, the signals couldn't be any clearer! 👀
3 months ago
Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! 😎💫
4 months ago
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
5 months ago