The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 hours ago
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
12 days ago
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
14 days ago
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. ๐Ÿ˜‚
14 days ago
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
23 days ago
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
1 month ago
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. ๐ŸŽฒ
1 month ago
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
2 months ago
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Well, the signals couldn't be any clearer! ๐Ÿ‘€
2 months ago
Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ซ
2 months ago
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When men and womenโ€™s attractiveness rankings completely align ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago