Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
1 month ago
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: ๐Ÿฅ›
1 month ago
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐Ÿ‹
1 month ago
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 month ago
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘Š
1 month ago
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ
1 month ago
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day ๐Ÿง–โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅฃ
1 month ago
Happiness is just a cupcake away!๐Ÿง
1 month ago
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
2 months ago
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago