Some life hacks are not worth the melted cheese on the floor. 😭🍞
27 days ago
The breakfast of champions just got a whole lot more fabulous. 🥓🌈
27 days ago
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
2 months ago
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: 🥛
2 months ago
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it 🍋
2 months ago
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
2 months ago
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now 😂
3 months ago
When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.🍟👊
3 months ago
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana 🍝💨
3 months ago
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day 🧖‍♀️🍚🥣
3 months ago
Happiness is just a cupcake away!🧁
3 months ago
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
3 months ago
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. 😂
3 months ago
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! 😂
3 months ago