Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
2 days ago
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 days ago
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
6 days ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good? Spider-Man: ... Wolverine: Redheads. Spider-Man: ๐Ÿค
7 days ago
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
7 days ago
Me when I was a child vs. me now ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When your mind wanders off mid-conversation ๐Ÿ˜‚ #relatable #comics
8 days ago
"When Scrooge said he was sitting on a treasure, this isn't what we imagined! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ"
9 days ago
Me trying to explain the grandfather paradox to my philosophy professor ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
19 days ago
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. ๐Ÿฅฐ
20 days ago
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ผ
24 days ago