When you want a memorable wedding...๐Ÿ‘„
2 months ago
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
2 months ago
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
2 months ago
When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
3 months ago
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When the professor says the oral exam is half your grade
3 months ago
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
3 months ago
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
3 months ago
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
4 months ago
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
4 months ago