When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
14 days ago
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
23 days ago
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
When the professor says the oral exam is half your grade
26 days ago
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
27 days ago
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
27 days ago
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
1 month ago
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
1 month ago
When you realize it's not a race, but a group activity ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 month ago
When you see your food coming
1 month ago
She's holding the wrong kind of plug for the boat ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago