Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. 💀
3 days ago
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. 😂
3 days ago
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
3 days ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
5 days ago
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. 😬
9 days ago
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
9 days ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. 😂
10 days ago
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good? Spider-Man: ... Wolverine: Redheads. Spider-Man: 🤝
11 days ago
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
11 days ago
Me when I was a child vs. me now 😂
11 days ago
When your mind wanders off mid-conversation 😂 #relatable #comics
12 days ago
"When Scrooge said he was sitting on a treasure, this isn't what we imagined! 🦆💰"
13 days ago
Me trying to explain the grandfather paradox to my philosophy professor 😂
13 days ago
Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs 😂
13 days ago
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
23 days ago