When your entrance exam to heaven gets you into the *other* club ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ”ฅ
7 days ago
When your personality is as colorful as your hair and you demand the world adapts ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜Ž
8 days ago
When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. ๐Ÿคก
1 month ago
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.๐ŸฆŸ
2 months ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
2 months ago
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
2 months ago
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
3 months ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
3 months ago
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago