When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. ๐Ÿคก
7 days ago
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.๐ŸฆŸ
1 month ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 month ago
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
1 month ago
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
1 month ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 month ago
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago