Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
1 year ago
138
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
74
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
111
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement 😂
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? 😂
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours 😂🚽
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
131
When your prison buddy helps you escape despite you being black ๐Ÿ˜‚. True friendship knows no color. #prisonlife #friendshipgoals #meme
1 year ago
123
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
1 year ago
121
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. 💀
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
68
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. 😂
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
1 year ago
126
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. 😬
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
113
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 year ago
118