When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. 😂
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Wolverine: You know who fucks real good?
Spider-Man: ...
Wolverine: Redheads.
Spider-Man: 🤝
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good? Spider-Man: ... Wolverine: Redheads. Spider-Man: ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
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When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
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Me when I was a child vs. me now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your mind wanders off mid-conversation ๐Ÿ˜‚ #relatable #comics
1 year ago
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"When Scrooge said he was sitting on a treasure, this isn't what we imagined! 🦆💰"
"When Scrooge said he was sitting on a treasure, this isn't what we imagined! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain the grandfather paradox to my philosophy professor ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. 🥰
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. ๐Ÿฅฐ
1 year ago
75
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! 😂💼
Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ผ
1 year ago
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When your cover is blown, but you’ve got a plan B. 🕵️‍♂️🕶️
When your cover is blown, but youโ€™ve got a plan B. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
1 year ago
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When you think it's a Playstation, but it's something much worse ๐Ÿ˜‚
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