Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet 😂
3 months ago
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
3 months ago
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
3 months ago
Me waking up before 10am after staying up all night: 💅
3 months ago
When you are the only one at the party with an invitation 😂
3 months ago
Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
3 months ago
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
3 months ago
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
3 months ago
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
3 months ago
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. 😡
3 months ago
When someone farts and it smells like literal poop 💩🤢🤮
3 months ago
Me trying to focus at work be like 😂
3 months ago
Me after my third cup of coffee trying to function at work 😂
3 months ago
Me struggling to put just the right amount of toothpaste on the brush. It's a fine art! 😩😂
4 months ago