When you hate nature so much you replace it with industrial 'green' energy solutions. Ah, progress! 🤦‍♂️
When you hate nature so much you replace it with industrial 'green' energy solutions. Ah, progress! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. 🌳💸
Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isn’t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire 🔥🌍
Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isnโ€™t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
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When you trade asphalt for Astroturf.  🌱🚗💨  Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. 🤷‍♀️
When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
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