Me praying for the tram to arrive on time 🙏
15 days ago
When you find the real pot of gold at the end of the rainbow 🍻🌈
18 days ago
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water 😂
23 days ago
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee 😂
26 days ago
When you accidentally stumble into the women's restroom and have an existential crisis about glitter and Mariah Carey. ✨🚽😂
26 days ago
Jim, a true gentleman. Knows how to respect others in a public place. 😂
26 days ago
Duracell: We've got the power! Energizer: Hold my beer... I mean, battery.
1 month ago
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 month ago
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
1 month ago
Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius 😂
1 month ago
When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping 😂
1 month ago
When you get stuck on a swing as an adult and the fire department has to be called to extract you using the jaws of life. 🚒 😬
1 month ago
When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. 🚪🔧 #PackagingPerfection
1 month ago
When your neighbors turn nighttime into prime-time 📡😳
2 months ago
When air freshener becomes your unexpected reading material 🚽📚
2 months ago