"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
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Forget a ride, this kid's got a drag-along service! 😂👴👵
Forget a ride, this kid's got a drag-along service! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต
1 year ago
191
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. 😬
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
157
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity 🤘
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
260
When the family dinner takes an unexpected turn! 🍗😂
When the family dinner takes an unexpected turn! ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
266
When dad knows you better than you know yourself 😂👀
When dad knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
230
When Grandma's 'snack' is a meal and a half! 🍫😂
When Grandma's 'snack' is a meal and a half! ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
233
When you are multitasking like a pro 😎 Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
When you are multitasking like a pro ๐Ÿ˜Ž Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
1 year ago
157
When Dad's gift is both cash and a crash course in life skills! 🎓💵😳 #DadAdvice
When Dad's gift is both cash and a crash course in life skills! ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ˜ณ #DadAdvice
1 year ago
196
When you 'fail' in categories you never knew you were graded on! 😂👩‍👦
When you 'fail' in categories you never knew you were graded on! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ
1 year ago
126
Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
195
Grandma's secret technique to make the kids help with cleaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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