Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
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Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
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