Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar ๐Ÿคฃ
1 month ago
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits. Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." ๐Ÿ˜‚
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One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? ๐Ÿค”
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If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
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Reality check: Both have more uses than you think! ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ
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