When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! 🩸😂 Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! 😂
3 days ago
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
8 days ago
When you try to decorate Easter eggs but they end up looking like they've seen some things 😂
1 month ago
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape 😱😂
1 month ago
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day 😂 #foreveralone
1 month ago
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
1 month ago
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
1 month ago
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
1 month ago
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
1 month ago
This baby is living in blissful ignorance, and honestly, I'm a little jealous. 🎅
1 month ago
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day 🐣
1 month ago
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
1 month ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
1 month ago
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
1 month ago
When Santa trades his sleigh for a bike and the North Pole for the deep sea! 🚴‍♂️🦈
1 month ago