When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. 🎄
When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. ๐ŸŽ„
28 days ago
62
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? 🍆🎄
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ„
28 days ago
63
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
5 months ago
216
My theme song for the entire month of December. 😭🎄
My theme song for the entire month of December. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽ„
6 months ago
172
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
8 months ago
107
🎅 When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! 😂🎄
๐ŸŽ… When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ„
10 months ago
150
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! 🩸😂  Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity.  "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! 😂
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
168
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
1 year ago
162
When you try to decorate Easter eggs but they end up looking like they've seen some things 😂
When you try to decorate Easter eggs but they end up looking like they've seen some things ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape 😱😂
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day 😂 #foreveralone
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
139
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŽƒ
1 year ago
87
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅš
1 year ago
133
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
82