I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
135
My theme song for the entire month of December. 😭🎄
My theme song for the entire month of December. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽ„
5 months ago
99
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
6 months ago
59
🎅 When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! 😂🎄
๐ŸŽ… When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ„
9 months ago
86
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! 🩸😂  Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity.  "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! 😂
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
111
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
11 months ago
109
When you try to decorate Easter eggs but they end up looking like they've seen some things 😂
When you try to decorate Easter eggs but they end up looking like they've seen some things ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
45
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape 😱😂
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
40
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day 😂 #foreveralone
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
74
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
69
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŽƒ
1 year ago
56
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅš
1 year ago
72
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
52
This baby is living in blissful ignorance, and honestly, I'm a little jealous.  🎅
This baby is living in blissful ignorance, and honestly, I'm a little jealous. ๐ŸŽ…
1 year ago
68
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day 🐣
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
1 year ago
64