Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 month ago
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐Ÿคซ
1 month ago
I don't always have network problemsโ€ฆ but when I do, I blame the hamsters powering the servers.
1 month ago
Me googling at 3am why there are strawberries on my nipples and I need them for the fruit salad.
1 month ago