Dad: "Can't decide which hand to use?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
I don't always accidentally... but when I do, I accidentally download all of Wikipedia. Now, how do I turn my computer into a library? ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
1 month ago
When your roommate suggests installing a window between your rooms so you can "discuss and shit" instead of using the door ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
1 month ago
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐Ÿบ *Domestic* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
1 month ago
When you see that other Pedobear sweating, you KNOW someone just posted some highly illegal material. Buckle up, boys, it's time for a high speed chase!๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’จ
2 months ago
When your van has 'free candy' written all over it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฌ
2 months ago