John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform 😂.
1 month ago
This army? Where do I sign up? 🙋‍♀️
1 month ago
When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this 🤔😂
1 month ago
POV: When you and your squad finally coordinate after 1000 tries 😂💣
1 month ago
When you're in the middle of nowhere and bored, but also wanna strategize your next move ♟️💣
1 month ago
French military: "We surrender!" Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" 😂
1 month ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means tactical potty breaks. 🚽🪖
1 month ago
When you really want to make sure your point gets across 💥🎯
1 month ago
When you run out of cannonballs, so you launch the entire tank instead 🚀💥
1 month ago
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
1 month ago
When the speed radar thinks you're a Formula 1 car, but you're actually a fighter jet 🏎️✈️🚓
2 months ago
Me trying to capture all the Pokemon during a Community Day event.
2 months ago
When you're playing laser tag but you're a marine 😂
2 months ago