When your Pulp Fiction knowledge saves the day: "Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker, say 'what' one more goddamn time!"
When your Pulp Fiction knowledge saves the day: "Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker, say 'what' one more goddamn time!"
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week 🥄
Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week ๐Ÿฅ„
1 year ago
206
When you're a princess, but also a Sith Lord
When you're a princess, but also a Sith Lord
1 year ago
161
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower.  😅
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
1 year ago
169
Boys will be boys, even with a time machine. Preventing Amazon from getting the rights to LOTR? A true hero.
Boys will be boys, even with a time machine. Preventing Amazon from getting the rights to LOTR? A true hero.
1 year ago
214
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch 🤫😂
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! 😂
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
187
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
1 year ago
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Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig 😂
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
1 year ago
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When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
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When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead.  Who ya gonna call?  Racistbusters! 👻
When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead. Who ya gonna call? Racistbusters! ๐Ÿ‘ป
1 year ago
131
When she's the only dessert you need 😂
When she's the only dessert you need ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132