Parenting Level: Yoda 💤🔫
Parenting Level: Yoda ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ”ซ
9 months ago
96
Me realizing how weird that kiss between Luke and Leia was after finding out they were siblings 😬
Me realizing how weird that kiss between Luke and Leia was after finding out they were siblings ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
93
Han Solo has seen some things, including a golden age of Windows. Those were simpler times...
Han Solo has seen some things, including a golden age of Windows. Those were simpler times...
9 months ago
91
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
9 months ago
57
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
9 months ago
94
When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore 😭
When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
48
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman!  The Bat Signal: 😳 Batman:
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman! The Bat Signal: ๐Ÿ˜ณ Batman:
10 months ago
58
Life imitates art 😂
Life imitates art ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
61
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' 😂
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
72
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. 😂
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
77
POV: You accidentally summon a demon but now he's your responsibility and you have to raise him.
10 months ago
58
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱  Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
10 months ago
63
Me pretending to enjoy the plastic food my niece made me for lunch
Me pretending to enjoy the plastic food my niece made me for lunch
10 months ago
53
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
10 months ago
50
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll 😭
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
81