That's no moon...it's a cookie jar! 🌑🍪
1 month ago
Pope Benedict XVI vs Emperor Palpatine: the ultimate force battle of good vs. evil 😂 Who do you think would win? 🤔
1 month ago
One does not simply unlock their phone at 2:45 am.
1 month ago
When your Pulp Fiction knowledge saves the day: "Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker, say 'what' one more goddamn time!"
1 month ago
Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week 🥄
1 month ago
When you're a princess, but also a Sith Lord
1 month ago
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. 😅
1 month ago
Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
1 month ago
Boys will be boys, even with a time machine. Preventing Amazon from getting the rights to LOTR? A true hero.
1 month ago
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch 🤫😂
1 month ago
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! 😂
1 month ago
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
1 month ago
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig 😂
1 month ago
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
1 month ago
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
1 month ago