Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" 🧛‍♂️💰😂
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. 😂
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future 😂
Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to subtly help my friend realize they have something on their butt ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When someone destroys the Kaaba and all the Muslims suddenly power down like battle droids in Star Wars.
When someone destroys the Kaaba and all the Muslims suddenly power down like battle droids in Star Wars.
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When you realize you are the only one at the table who ordered the dark side roast.
When you realize you are the only one at the table who ordered the dark side roast.
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When you land on the beach and see the enemy has AT-AT walkers:  😬
When you land on the beach and see the enemy has AT-AT walkers: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Morgan Freeman as Madea. I'd watch it! 😂
Morgan Freeman as Madea. I'd watch it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Making of The Dictator: When you accidentally throw away the script and have to improvise the entire movie.
Making of The Dictator: When you accidentally throw away the script and have to improvise the entire movie.
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Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire.  She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire. She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
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Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
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When the toilet paper is made of duct tape and Jigsaw invites you to play a game, choosing between using sandpaper and your hand becomes the ultimate dilemma. 😂
When the toilet paper is made of duct tape and Jigsaw invites you to play a game, choosing between using sandpaper and your hand becomes the ultimate dilemma. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. 😬
When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk 🤫
When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk ๐Ÿคซ
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When you accidentally say "It's a wrap" instead of "It's a trap" and everyone gives you the side-eye 😂 Admiral Snack-bar anyone? 🌯
When you accidentally say "It's a wrap" instead of "It's a trap" and everyone gives you the side-eye ๐Ÿ˜‚ Admiral Snack-bar anyone? ๐ŸŒฏ
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