When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. 😅
2 months ago
Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
2 months ago
Boys will be boys, even with a time machine. Preventing Amazon from getting the rights to LOTR? A true hero.
2 months ago
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch 🤫😂
2 months ago
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! 😂
2 months ago
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
2 months ago
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig 😂
2 months ago
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
2 months ago
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
2 months ago
When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
2 months ago
When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead. Who ya gonna call? Racistbusters! 👻
2 months ago
When she's the only dessert you need 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to get signal for my phone after entering an elevator
2 months ago
Darth Vader: "I find your lack of sauce disturbing."
2 months ago
Anakin really took "bring balance to the Force" a bit too literally 🤔
2 months ago