Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. 🤔😂
8 days ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my friends why I'm always questioning everything 🤔
1 month ago
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
1 month ago
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
1 month ago
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
1 month ago
🦖 Philosophraptor strikes again with life’s big questions! 😂🌳
1 month ago
Me trying to understand my philosophy professor after they've explained the meaning of life for the fifth time.
2 months ago
From flying kites to chasing stars 🌅➡️🌌: Life's journey in four frames! 🚀
2 months ago
When logic takes a wild spin into 'faith mode' 🤔🔄⚾️
2 months ago
When high-altitude 'philosophy' takes flight 😂✈️
2 months ago
When a compliment turns into a deep life lesson 😅🧘‍♂️🙏
2 months ago
When words have *drive* 😂🦖
2 months ago