Professor: "Where's the meat?" Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
2 months ago
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! 🦠😂
3 months ago
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. 😂
3 months ago
Me and the boys in detention after the teacher left the room 😂
4 months ago