When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
23 hours ago
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 day ago
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 days ago
"It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow, brown or normal." I'm dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚. Who's normal then? This is why we need better diversity and inclusion training. #EqualityForAll #DiversityAndInclusion
10 days ago
When the Menโ€™s Rights Activists ask the Womenโ€™s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅช
10 days ago
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’๐ŸŽ‰
10 days ago
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
When the squad synchronizes their curiosity ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
11 days ago
๐ŸŒ Miss Europe: Changing times, changing styles! ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘ต #FutureFashion
13 days ago
When your attempt at being politically correct backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿณ
13 days ago
๐Ÿ”ฅ When the weekend plans go up in flames! ๐Ÿ”ฅ #LitAdventures
13 days ago