When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
4 months ago
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
"It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow, brown or normal." I'm dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚. Who's normal then? This is why we need better diversity and inclusion training. #EqualityForAll #DiversityAndInclusion
4 months ago
When the Menโ€™s Rights Activists ask the Womenโ€™s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅช
4 months ago
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’๐ŸŽ‰
4 months ago
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When the squad synchronizes their curiosity ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
4 months ago
๐ŸŒ Miss Europe: Changing times, changing styles! ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘ต #FutureFashion
4 months ago
When your attempt at being politically correct backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿณ
4 months ago
๐Ÿ”ฅ When the weekend plans go up in flames! ๐Ÿ”ฅ #LitAdventures
4 months ago