Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
10 months ago
28
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
10 months ago
27
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. 🙏🧅👨‍🌾
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
10 months ago
29
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
10 months ago
21
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
28
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
17
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
26
Equal rights, equal sluts. 😂
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
19
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely 😂
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
25
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! 🤦‍♂️
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
19
"It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow, brown or normal." I'm dead 💀😂. Who's normal then?  This is why we need better diversity and inclusion training. #EqualityForAll #DiversityAndInclusion
"It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow, brown or normal." I'm dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚. Who's normal then? This is why we need better diversity and inclusion training. #EqualityForAll #DiversityAndInclusion
11 months ago
14
When the Men’s Rights Activists ask the Women’s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels 😂🥪
When the Menโ€™s Rights Activists ask the Womenโ€™s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅช
11 months ago
19
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’๐ŸŽ‰
11 months ago
10
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
24
When the squad synchronizes their curiosity 😂👀
When the squad synchronizes their curiosity ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
25