Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐Ÿฅด
4 months ago
When you're 12 and think you're a player ๐Ÿ˜‚ #swag #2010 #facebookmemories
4 months ago
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
4 months ago
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐Ÿคณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
4 months ago
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
4 months ago
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
4 months ago
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿ˜‚ #smoothoperator #epicfail
4 months ago
When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ #Burn
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
4 months ago
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
4 months ago
When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When your YouTube video gets a comment that's both disturbing and oddly complimentary ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago