Back in my day, identity theft was as easy as opening the mailbox ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
7 days ago
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" ๐Ÿค‘
7 days ago
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
7 days ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
8 days ago
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
8 days ago
When you ask for the wildest insult and someone hits you with the classic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
When your stomach starts rumbling and you gotta hustle for those internet points for some grub ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment ๐Ÿ˜‚
12 days ago
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
13 days ago
Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago