Giving my AI assistant a stern pep talk before it starts writing code. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't invent a new library. 🙏💻
Giving my AI assistant a stern pep talk before it starts writing code. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't invent a new library. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ป
18 days ago
35
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. 🐧🔫
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ซ
1 month ago
67
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. 🤖
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. ๐Ÿค–
1 month ago
72
My entire career path explained by how much effort I'm willing to put into getting a pizza. SaaS life chose me. 🍕😂
My entire career path explained by how much effort I'm willing to put into getting a pizza. SaaS life chose me. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
84
This is how you know you're officially old. To them it's a vending machine, to us it was 1.44 MB of pure potential. 💾👴
This is how you know you're officially old. To them it's a vending machine, to us it was 1.44 MB of pure potential. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿ‘ด
1 month ago
70
The Nokia legacy lives on! The Lumia 520 makes its ancestor, the mighty 3310, proud by taking a bullet for its owner. 🛡️
The Nokia legacy lives on! The Lumia 520 makes its ancestor, the mighty 3310, proud by taking a bullet for its owner. ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
1 month ago
88
Forget passwords and face ID, the future of authentication is getting personal. Very, very personal. 😳
Forget passwords and face ID, the future of authentication is getting personal. Very, very personal. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 month ago
87
In 20 years, we consolidated an entire desk of electronics into a single smartphone, but our cars are still using tech from a century ago. Makes you think, doesn't it? 🤔
In 20 years, we consolidated an entire desk of electronics into a single smartphone, but our cars are still using tech from a century ago. Makes you think, doesn't it? ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
60
Tired of your PC being slow and full of viruses? This new cleaner wipes Windows in seconds! 🐧✨
Tired of your PC being slow and full of viruses? This new cleaner wipes Windows in seconds! ๐Ÿงโœจ
1 month ago
88
The entire digital world is held together by some guy in Nebraska who's been maintaining a crucial library since 2003. 🫡
The entire digital world is held together by some guy in Nebraska who's been maintaining a crucial library since 2003. ๐Ÿซก
1 month ago
79
A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. 💀
A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
90
That feeling when you fire up your old PC. It may be slow, but it doubles as a space heater and breakfast cooker! 🔥🍳
That feeling when you fire up your old PC. It may be slow, but it doubles as a space heater and breakfast cooker! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
2 months ago
104
Skeletor dropping some hard-to-swallow tech industry pills. Who knew the 'infinite free trial' was such a power move? 🤯
Skeletor dropping some hard-to-swallow tech industry pills. Who knew the 'infinite free trial' was such a power move? ๐Ÿคฏ
2 months ago
108
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. 🔥📱
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ
2 months ago
95
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. 😭
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago
98