Me trying to recreate the Bliss wallpaper but my download speed is like 0.5 kb/s 😂
10 hours ago
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
18 hours ago
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? 🤔 The tech world is a strange place. 😂
20 hours ago
Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick 😂
23 hours ago
My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? 😅
23 hours ago
When your website is down, call the URLologist! 😂
1 day ago
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
1 day ago
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
1 day ago
Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud 😂
1 day ago
If she's never rage quit because of dial-up... she's too young for you. 😂
1 day ago
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer 😂
1 day ago
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. 😂
1 day ago
Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC 😂
1 day ago
Steve Jobs introducing the revolutionary iPhone 4S 😂
1 day ago
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": 😂
1 day ago