When you reach enlightenment but you're a pear
18 days ago
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
23 days ago
When your friends are plastic, but your love is real.
1 month ago
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. 😂
1 month ago
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. 🙈
1 month ago
When you bring your doll to the company's movie night 🎎🍿
1 month ago
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
1 month ago
When you accidentally print your boarding pass on the wrong paper.
1 month ago
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. 😂
2 months ago
POV: You forgot sunscreen on your twins at the beach.
2 months ago
I love the smell of my sister's vagina and that's perfectly normal, right? RIGHT? 🤔
2 months ago