Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 month ago
When your job treats you like 💩, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper 😂
1 month ago
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
1 month ago
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes 😂
1 month ago
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time 😂
1 month ago
Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week 😂
1 month ago
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
1 month ago
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers 👀
1 month ago
Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks 😂
1 month ago
Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. 😴
1 month ago
When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! 😂
1 month ago
When the janitor is also an interior designer 😂 #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
2 months ago
When your waiter application is served with a side of puns 🍽️😂
2 months ago