Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
7 months ago
When your sense of humor is stuck in elementary school ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dr. A. HedgehOG strikes again! ๐Ÿฆ”
7 months ago
They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
7 months ago
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
7 months ago
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
7 months ago
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone ๐Ÿ˜ญ
7 months ago
Me on Friday afternoon vs. me on Monday morning. The never-ending cycle of corporate despair! ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
7 months ago
When your job treats you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
7 months ago
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago