They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
5 months ago
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
5 months ago
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
5 months ago
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
Me on Friday afternoon vs. me on Monday morning. The never-ending cycle of corporate despair! ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
6 months ago
When your job treats you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
6 months ago
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago